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Posts tagged Dilbert

Feb 28

Dilbert

Dec 10

“Goals are a form of self-inflicted slavery.”

“Goals are a form of self-inflicted slavery.”

Oct 16

“As usual, I’ll evaluate each idea by repeating it slowly while I look at you with disdain.” Pointy-haired Boss

Sep 14

Dilbert

Sep 6

“I can replace the pie chart with a kitten.”

“I can replace the pie chart with a kitten.”

Jan 20

“According to your medical records, you’re an engineer. We classify that as a disease now.”

“According to your medical records, you’re an engineer. We classify that as a disease now.”

Dec 9

“Values are a type of emotional illusion common to children, idiots and non-engineers.”

“Values are a type of emotional illusion common to children, idiots and non-engineers.”

Aug 7

…and this guy is a total waste of protein.

…and this guy is a total waste of protein.

Jul 17

Just remember that optimism looks exactly like doing nothing.

Just remember that optimism looks exactly like doing nothing.